Hoochi Mama!!

A just an above average CGPA, last row in the class, getting caught for sleeping in the class quite often (not so often as my dear neighbor), doing everything in the last moment (including studying for exams), everyday physical activity, an absolutely untidy room, showering once in three days, biting winter, enough time to spend on orkut and facebook, sleep beyond awesomeness, on demand television in the form of file sharing, long bike rides, branded as geek.... I'm living my dream!

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbours, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp." - George Costanza

It ain't that simple!

For some reason, I ended up pondering over the fact why I never had a girl friend (ok ok, stop smirking right now). I was legally eligible to marry during the last 7 years and was financially eligible to have a girl friend for the last 4 years. You may wonder why I couldn't, but the actual answer is I didn't. Why? because I know I couldn't.

I further wandered into the realm of the whole girlfriend and marriage things. The first thing you hear out of a married guy's mouth is 'Never get married'. But people still do. Men are subconsciously afraid of marriage and they freak out (internally) that someday, someone will call him 'dad' and will take away all the money that he has earned. It is also worth noting that we men don't grow up. We like to stay kids forever. Also some people wrongly assume that men mature after marriage, but they just stop talking which is wrongly taken to the fact that they think a lot!

Women, on the other hand are too complex. They think complex, they act complex, they speak complex. The problem is they think that men can keep up with them and this is what creates all the problems. Women want men to understand everything they say or emote. But we don't. We haven't got the slightest idea what's going on those complex brains. If a man says something, he actually means it (this doesn't include 'you're beautiful') or he doesn't care. But if a women says something... well, I don't know what it means. And also women leave this subtle signals that are too ambiguous and it is impossible to decipher. A complex algorithm, that we can crack! But these signals, I don't think we would be anywhere nearer even after a lifetime's worth of research work.

It still beats me how marriages work. The bottom line is Men can't understand Women. This is the universal truth and we have to accept it. Biologically, men have the urge to figure out everything that is mysterious. And woman is the most mysterious thing in this world. That's why, for millions of years, they find themselves associated with women irrespective of all the relationship woes. A few of them have given up. One - the eternal bachelors and two - the kind who are fighting for 377 to be abolished.

And why did I write this post? I had got nothing to do for the last three days other than sitting at my home, eating delicious home made food, sleeping at will, listening to local radio, watching loads n loads of tamil channels and reading all the crap in the internet.

A-Z

Finally tagged in the blogosphere. Thanks to Deepak

The Rules first :

• Link the person who tagged you.
  
• Display award on your blog with these rules.
  
• Reply to the questions below.
• Tag 7 people deserving the award according to you.

I tag vignesh kumar, swetha , vigneshwar, uma, sharath, shanky and shadab.

And the Oscar goes to..

A – Available/Single? No prices for guessing this..First question is always a sitter!

B – Best Friend? A few. All within + or - 10 of my CEG roll no.

C – Cake or Pie? Cake..No no Pie.. OK, I'll take cake.

D – Drink of choice? More. More of what? It is More (மோர்).

E – Essential item you use every day? Not my toothbrush (after I came to IIML).

F – Favorite colour? Red and Yellow.

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms? Gummy Bears (what is that?)

H – Hometown? Chennai

I – Indulgence? movies and sitcoms

J – January or February? February. Just because it has only 28 days. You work less and get the same pay.

K – Kids & their names? Kids? I can make in the future. Names? I don't think I'll have a say in that.

L – Life is incomplete without? Me

M – Marriage date? Not until I fall in love (so cliched)

N – Number of siblings? 2 Bros

O – Oranges or Apples? Apples

P – Phobias/Fears? I fear frogs. There are plenty room and people think that it is studies that keeps me inside all the time.

Q – Quote for today? "Remember Jerry, If you believe it, it's not a lie!" - George Costanza

R – Reason to smile? Everybody at my class is enduring the same pain as I do :)

S – Season? Monsoon. Rain is my ultimate favorite thingy on this earth.

T – Tag 7 People? I tried hard for this (thanks to Etrigan!)

U – Unknown fact about me? I've eaten octopus!

V – Vegetable you don’t like? Beetroot.

W – Worst habit? Breaking knuckles.

X – X-rays you’ve had? I had to take one for joining IIML. Everything was normal :)

Y – Your favorite food? Everything my Mom cooks (even beetroot)!. If not available, I'll eat anything.

Z – Zodiac sign? Aries.